its the day that the internet got shut down its the day that a million fat kids did frown its the day that a lot of us did forsee its the day they finally got rida p-p its the day that them hackers finally went outside its the day that alotta tough kids did cry its the day myspace turn into the earth its the day irc went out in a herse now im talkin about wakin up and takin a shit brushin my teeth and noticin my server split noticin that google aint poppin up like it should noticin that i-porn aint gettin rid of my wood callin up my nigga f1re just to check what he got he said the internet was nuttin well atleast at his spot so i hit up pheco in the dirty nj said he doesnt give a fuck stop callin him like im gay so i hung up real fast and i called up shaggs he said the dieforirc was down and suckin like some fags so i told him it was down over on my side of town and it was for f1re too what the fuck should shoudl niggas do its the day the deppy wasnt really so gay its the day the zi didnt gave a shit bout hoo hey its the day that oz couldnt kill a nigga for shit its the day that tetedupet didnt get dissed its the day that alien 8-8 got a clue its the day dkey got out and ate food dont mean to be rude dont mean to be rash its the day a lot of people got off of their ass its a day that brat woke up and lost any skill and a lotta ppl worried bout their next meal its a day that credit cards were good for just cuttin coke its a day tha tmakes it hard to find condensed nigger jokes where you gonna go now to rage some irc admins i hope you saved your mp3 of vap0r whats happenin cause all that shit is gone now ircs done so back to pokemon and suckin dick for all our fun its the day that a lotta kids would soon get laid and some kids would finally get out and get paid but a lotta nerds wouldnt theyd be losin their jobs i heard they hirin a lot a suckin-Nothin-But-Knobs its a day that chozen1 couldnt troll on myspace its a day that david dean couldnt show off his face its a day that combo couldnt troll the whole net its a day that p0r.org couldnt cash its e-check its a day that e_t didnt ddos so much shit its a day that moon turned into a lunar eclipse its a day that paypal really made some fuckin money its a day that 4chan stopped bein sorta funny f1re got out and commensed to drinkin some more vap0r got out and tried to look for actual whores pheco got out and followed ween on tour for years shaggs got out been hangin out with f1re and beers all the opers got out and started efnet church where they sucked each others dicks until the white stuff burst k-e got out and made a killer board game ramprat got out but he still remained lame vxp, well he, i think that niggas straight dead bu if he was here hed prolly watch anime instead pagga wouldnt really care hed just be lookin for a home and bk would go back to flowin off the dome pauzed and scd would hang out together and say weird shit that was nothin short of clever chuggo wouldnt care cause he cant use e-mail perv would prolly finally try to fuck a shemale the_k would still be tough and the king of all sports g00n would still look ravishing in purple biker shorts ponius woudl start a band it would be the best ever i wish that i could be the one that gets to pull the lever